i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good
wait is it really called Hell Pig
i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good
wait is it really called Hell Pig
this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns
“Why don’t these people who my politics are personally hurting like me anymore!!!!!”
Lmaoo
I don’t feel bad for them. I hope they cry themselves to sleep and have severe insomnia over this.
*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
I would pay $10 to do this
me
exactly!